After soggy Crispies were left floating in the maelstrom that was last week's weather, sunshine and light winds were the fare of the day. As a result, the scoring was good by most, brilliant by those who had invested heavily in their Crispy handicap! The editor won with 41 from Charles Fuller (also two 2s), Alan Shire (no bunkers), Will Newnes (leading horse) and the unfailing Trickey. Unlucky in the losers' enclosure were the beltman, Contrarywise, combover, Finewine, Not-reading-his-putts, witless and cockney's-hairstyle. We look forward to life returning to near normal next week. You are urged to write to the Club Captain asking for the booking system to be scrapped as it is obviously ruining the sense of kinship which existed in the Crispies before lockdown. Rollups would then be able to resume with flexible tee-times.